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The Son Who's Too Honest
and the Daughter Who Asks No Questions

Let me tell you I was horrified when I found out.
I don't want to know.
She's walking different.
I really don't want to know.
Don't be completely stupid.
You're giving me too much information.
It burns off 800 calories each time.
Way too much information.
She's been losing weight lately.
So...?
Am I the only one who can see the forest for the trees?
Your point is...?
And just how long has this been going on?
I don't care.
Do you honestly think she'd come clean?
Trust me, I won't ask.
Just because you're not, doesn't mean she can't.
Not nice!
So, why shouldn't she?

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